so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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