This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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