No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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