Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
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