I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
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