"it" just moved
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
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