return my video game
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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