So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
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