Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
Randomize
