Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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