his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
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