I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
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