Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
