That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
My pussy is not your playground.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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