IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
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