Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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