Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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