is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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