I love having hate sex.
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
Randomize
