Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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