are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
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