I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?
Succeeded.
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
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