So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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