is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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