I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
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