i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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