My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
I woke up with my phone plugged into an extension cord in my garage. No clue how I got home. Videos of me flogging my roommate with my set of keys telling him he's the worst roommate ever. And my mom woke me up at 8am asking how to make a DVD...Goddamnit first Friday.
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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