Heybabeimwearingurpanties
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
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