Don't you send me to vm
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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