Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
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