I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
Randomize
