Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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