In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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