I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
What drink are we having for lunch?
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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