So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
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