do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I'm getting married
To pizza
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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