We won't sleep together?
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Randomize
