don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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