I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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