Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
The good news is that I can 100% reassure you that you did not get knocked up by some creepy Italian dude named Sal Manella last night.
The bad news is that you will never know the name of the guy who may have gotten you pregnant last night because he clearly gave you a fake name, sweetie.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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