they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
Less talking, more tequila
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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