question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Billy Mays is dead, Vince Schlomi is in jail, who's going to sell me useful gadgets at ridiculously low prices now?!
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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