I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
I'm at McDonalds and when I walked up to the register the guy said "I'm so sorry." Before I said a word. That's how bad my hangover is.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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