there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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