You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
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