We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
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