he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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