I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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