This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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