If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
I just cut my nipple shaving
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
so you had a one ended conversation with the toilet las night in between barfs. you kept telling the toilet how strong it was because its gone through a lot of shit in its life.
drunk me is so punny.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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