Taylor Swift is so right about you.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
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