I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
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