ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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